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People Who Hit the Jackpot with Their Food

Got-a-soda-out-of-a-vending-machine-and-there-is-a-quarter-taped-to-the-top

Had-some-gigantic-grapes-with-my-tea-tonight

I-bought-a-double-banana

I-found-3-pop-tarts-in-my-pack-of-2-pop-tarts

I-found-5-peanuts-in-a-shell

I-found-a-huge-ball-of-Nacho-Cheese-dust-in-my-bag-of-Doritos

I-found-a-whole-unbroken-cookie-in-my-Cookies-Cream.

I-found-this-strawberry-at-work.-I-have-named-it-Lord-Berry-King-of-the-Straws.

I-had-to-do-it-made-my-own-lottery-and-I-won-BIG

I-think-I-found-the-king-of-the-sour-patch

I-too-won-the-lottery-today

I-went-to-5-Guys-last-night-when-they-were-closing-they-asked-if-I-wanted-extra-bacon-cause-they-were-going-to-throw-it-out.-I-didnt-expect-this.

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